Hurling mini-review: Now is the Kingdom

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The Elo model has been able to tell for some time that the Kerry hurlers, and the way they went about their victories, were some distance better than the teams they hoped to kick out of Division 1.

With no offence intended towards Antrim, Saturday’s playoff showed exactly that. It was only a one-point game and Antrim will know that on other days they would have had their victory. But Kerry – the minnows of Munster hurling – have been plugging away for a long time. For those of us from lesser hurling counties, there is reason to dream. An Ríocht Abú.

The win cements Kerry’s spot in 12th in the Elo ratings (fittingly enough) while the victory sends Antrim down one spot, slipping behind Kildare.

Donegal and Tyrone played out an incredible draw at 4-13 apiece (lending further weight to this author’s opinion that the Ulster Hurling Championship, when played properly, is the most competitive senior GAA competition) and will have to meet again to decide who gets to play in Division 2B.

Hurling rankings
(w/e April 12, 2015)
1 Kilkenny 2174
2 Tipperary 2133
3 Cork 2015
4 Dublin 1931
5 Waterford 1868
6 Limerick 1860
7 Galway 1858
8 Clare 1845
9 Wexford 1699
10 Offaly 1591
11 Laois 1474
12 Kerry 1443
13 (+1) Kildare 1346
14 (-1) Antrim 1344
15 Carlow 1322
16 Westmeath 1315
17 Down 1251
18 Meath 1221
19 Derry 1161
20 Wicklow 1075
21 London 1071
22 Tyrone 967
23 Armagh 958
24 Mayo 941
25 Roscommon 925
26 Donegal 860
27 FIngal 794
28 Monaghan 775
29 Louth 702
30 Longford 635
31 Fermanagh 577
32 Warwicks 572
33 Sligo 320
34 Leitrim 281
35 Lancashire 250

We’ll be back on Thursday with our preview of the NHL quarter-finals.

Football preview: Pride comes before…

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After the journey, comes the arrival. The four teams contesting this Sunday’s Allianz Football League semi-finals are not the four best in the country, but the participants have earned their spurs after some tricky journeys around the country, and after entertaining some difficult visitors at home.

Kerry, the reigning all-Ireland champions and 2nd-ranked Elo team, are not participants. Nor are Mayo, fourth in the ratings, because they only got a draw with Donegal last Sunday in the last round of group games. But the four teams taking part all deserve to be there – and it promising to be a fascinating double-header at Headquarters.

Division 1 semi-finals

Dublin (1st, 1943) v. Monaghan (6th, 1680)
Poor auld Monaghan. Having lost their last group outing to Dublin by 11 points, at home, the Farney Army now need to head to Croke Park to play exactly the same team only a week later.

One suspects that playing in front of a Croke Park crowd on a Sunday, with a few extra bodies on the terraces and a few more Alan Brogan-shaped men in the dugout, the Dubs will begin to find their groove. They’re not the top-rated team in the country for nothing.

Monaghan had virtually nothing to play for last week so they’re not likely to be quite so fallow again, but Dublin get an 84% nod by Elo and it’s tough to look beyond them.

Cork (5th, 1759) v. Donegal (3rd, 1794)
This one could be a cracker. Cork blew everyone away with their early form and got to rest some of their bigger names in a last-day defeat to Derry who were already relegated. Donegal had to blow off the cobwebs a bit, but will feel the benefit of a draw with Mayo in Castlebar to really test their mettle. Plus, they beat Cork by a point in Ballyshannon when the sides met on the 1st of March.

Elo gives Donegal the nod by just 54% but really this one, on neutral ground, is a total toss-up.

We’re back on Sunday night to see how the semi-finals affect the Elo ratings.

Hurling mini-preview: Butter v Bushmills

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Kerry and Tyrone already have some hurling silverware in the bag for this season – but the hurling folk of those counties will know that the only real way to further the standard is to play more regularly against better teams.

That’s why they’ll likely have been staying sober for the last week – knowing that these promotion playoffs for a spot in Divisions 1B and 2B next year are perhaps a greater spoil than the silverware in the cabinet.

Division 1B promotion playoff

Antrim (13th, 1362) v. Kerry (12th, 1425)
As the photograph above will tell you, these sides don’t meet very often – in fact, the most recent photograph we could find is from the Division 2 final in Croke Park in 2003. Antrim won by six points then, but Dr Elo isn’t so optimistic this time. Antrim have lost all six outings so far in this League season; Kerry took seven points in the group stage before stunning Westmeath last week, and get a ratings boost as a result. This game being on neutral ground, Kerry get the nod to secure promotion by 57.2%.

Division 2B promotion playoff

Donegal (26th, 855) v. Tyrone (22nd, 972)
Donegal, losing all six of their games so far; Tyrone winning five and drawing the other. Dr Elo doesn’t see much reason for the form guide to be thrown out – and says Tyrone should win this clash, and a spot in Division 2B, with a likelihood of 63.2%.

We’ll be back after the weekend’s matches to update the charts, and to preview the Division 1 semi-finals.

Football review: And we’re still so young, and we hope for more

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There’s not much left of our calculators after a hectic weekend of permutation-working-out in Divisions 1 and 2. Meath’s defeat of Cavan counted for nothing as Roscommon thumped Westmeath to gain promotion to Division 1 based on head-to-head records; Tyrone led Kerry throughout their match in Omagh and – as a result of the Mayo-Donegal draw – would have relegated their visitors if they could have beaten them by two points or more. Instead, their own draw sends them down to Division 2 along with Derry.

The last week was marked by an insistence in some quarters that gaelic football is dying – largely as a result of the Croke Park game where Dublin beat Derry by 0-8 to 0-4, in horrendous conditions where an Ulster team – faced with the most formidable attack the sport has ever known – decided to play a defensive game. It should be noted that the same Derry team, when the weather and opponent favoured a more pleasing brand of football, scored 2-15.

Round 6 of the NFL saw a total score of 25-312, averaging at 10.5 scores per team. Round 7, played in better weather nationwide, saw a total of 36-399 – 13.5 scores each.

Let it be said: football is not dying, it’s just that nobody plays it very well when faced with pissing rain.

Football rankings
(w/e April 5, 2015)
1 Dublin 1943
2 Kerry 1847
3 (+1) Donegal 1794
4 (+1) Mayo 1777
5 (-2) Cork 1759
6 Monaghan 1680
7 Tyrone 1603
8 (+2) Derry 1491
9 Meath 1469
10 (-2) Armagh 1432
11 (+1) Down 1422
12 (-1) Kildare 1396
13 Roscommon 1389
14 Galway 1379
15 Laois 1305
16 Cavan 1285
17 Tipperary 1241
18 Fermanagh 1201
19 (+3) Sligo 1141
20 (-1) Westmeath 1100
21 (-1) Louth 1080
22 (+2) Wexford 1060
23 Clare 1054
24 (-3) Longford 1053
25 Limerick 1052
26 (+1) Offaly 963
27 (-1) Antrim 917
28 Leitrim 894
29 Wicklow 766
30 (+1) Carlow 707
31 (-1) Waterford 655
32 London 574

We’ll be back on Thursday to preview the two Division 1 semi-finals.

Hurling review: Kerry gold

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Four pieces of lower-tier silverware awarded this Saturday – but for two of the winners the League season is not yet over.

Kerry only beat Westmeath by six points in the end, but led by 11 points at one stage early in the second half after a flurry of five goals. That wouldn’t necessarily have led them any higher in the table but it helps to bridge the gap – and should they win the playoff against Antrim next weekend (which Elo deems likely – but more anon) they’ll have rightfully earned their status in Division 1. As it stands, Kerry remain in 12th but Westmeath fall two slots to 16th on the back of the defeat.

Kildare, Tyrone and Warwickshire are the other winners of the weekend; Kildare rise one place but that’s partly because of Westmeath’s slide, though the new rating proves that the Lilywhites are worthy of Division 2A. Tyrone are the only others to gain any ground on the table, jumping over Armagh.

Hurling rankings
(w/e April 5, 2015)
1 Kilkenny 2174
2 Tipperary 2133
3 Cork 2015
4 Dublin 1931
5 Waterford 1868
6 Limerick 1860
7 Galway 1858
8 Clare 1845
9 Wexford 1699
10 Offaly 1591
11 Laois 1474
12 Kerry 1425
13 Antrim 1362
14 (+1) Kildare 1346
15 (+1) Carlow 1322
16 (-2) Westmeath 1315
17 Down 1251
18 Meath 1221
19 Derry 1161
20 Wicklow 1075
21 London 1071
22 (+1) Tyrone 972
23 (-1) Armagh 958
24 Mayo 941
25 Roscommon 925
26 Donegal 855
27 FIngal 794
28 Monaghan 775
29 Louth 702
30 Longford 635
31 Fermanagh 577
32 Warwicks 572
33 Sligo 320
34 Leitrim 281
35 Lancashire 250

The finals of the four lower League divisions take place on Saturday – we’ll be back later in the week to preview them.

Football preview: Stop! Calculator time

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Permutations! Combinations! Calculations! Other miscellaneous arithmetic terminology! If you’re a reader of a GAA website that tries to put a cold and callous mathematical basis for ranking different teams, the last weekend of the football championships is basically your pornography. Strap on your NSFW tags, folks, because here come the permutations… Continue reading Football preview: Stop! Calculator time

Hurling preview: Now or never

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Getting a good run in the summer championships is generally the prime objective for an inter-county side, but for those on the lower tiers, promotion through the National Leagues is a seriously important goal.

The likes of Kerry and Westmeath have real ambitions to be among the higher tiers of hurling, while sides lower down the food chain like Meath and Kildare shelter pockets of diehard hurling folk whose standard of play would be hugely improved by continued exposure to those who simply play the game better.

Division 2A final

Westmeath (15th, 1336) v. Kerry (13th, 1404)
The winner of this match isn’t guaranteed promotion to Division 1 – they’ll still have to win a playoff against Antrim – but the winner of the playoff will by definition have a higher Elo rating than the men in Saffron. Kerry come in with a slightly higher rating – mostly because of the margin of victory in previous matches – but Westmeath were 15-point winners when the sides met in Tralee. This game takes place in Limerick and Kerry get the nod by 57.8%.

Division 2B final

Kildare (16th, 1325) v. Meath (19th, 1242)
Kildare manager Brian Lawlor lashed out this week at the bizarre promotion system within the Leagues – arguing that, having beaten all five sides in his division, his team should already be deemed ‘champions’ and promoted automatically anyway. He may have a point – the Six Nations has a comparable format but doesn’t have a one-off final where a Grand Slam side can still leave without silverware.

But at least the winners of Division 2B have the minor luxury of being promoted directly to 2A and not having to play a playoff first. And indeed, a cynic would argue that if a Grand Slam-winning side loses a final, and can’t win on the very day when it counts most, they perhaps shouldn’t be going up in the first place.

That said, this local grudge match – between two sides who have a habit of meeting at the business end of Keogh, League and Ring cups – is still likely to go Kildare’s way. Among their five wins is a 10-point defeat of Meath, and on neutral ground in Mullingar they’re 59.4% to make the leap.

Division 3A final

Tyrone (24th, 956) v. Monaghan (29th, 791)
Of the four games this weekend, this one could be the most clear cut, although the sides drew in the group stage and neither lost a single match throughout. Tyrone have accrued about 80 ratings points this season but Monaghan have taken twice as much and would probably get a better Elo standing if they weren’t coming from a low base. The sides meet in Keady, Armagh, where Tyrone get the nod by 68.1% and will go on to play Donegal for the right to contest Division 2B next year.

Division 3B final

Longford (31st, 664) v. Warwickshire (33rd, 543)
Longford won the regular-stage match by five points at home, but the Brums were good winners in the other two games and will give this one a fair rattle. Ratoath will host this battle where the winner is guaranteed to replace Fermanagh in Division 3A. Longford get the nod by 63.6%.

We’re back after the weekend to chart the changes in the charts.

Football review: Game of Three Thrones

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Behold: your new Metropolitan overlords.

For the first time this season, in either code, we have a new side at the top of the Elo ladder. Dublin make the gain thanks to a double-scores win over Derry at a soggy Croke Park, while Kerry’s four-point defeat home to Monaghan sees them lose a hefty chunk of ratings points to the Farney men.

Mayo also lose ground this week after falling to defeat against Cork, while Donegal also gain ground thanks to their handsome win against Tyrone.

Division 2 is thrown wide open thanks to the defeats of Down and Roscommon; Down in particular lose out, with a heavy defeat at home to Meath sending them down three places. Meath make up two of those places; Kildare’s morale-boosting (and potentially season-saving) win in Portlaoise also sees them get a bump.

Football rankings
(w/e March 29, 2015)
1 (+1) Dublin 1912
2 (-1) Kerry 1855
3 (+1) Cork 1812
4 (+1) Donegal 1789
5 (-2) Mayo 1782
6 Monaghan 1711
7 Tyrone 1595
8 Armagh 1507
9 (+2) Meath 1457
10 Derry 1438
11 (+1) Kildare 1426
12 (-3) Down 1406
13 Roscommon 1365
14 Galway 1349
15 Laois 1321
16 Cavan 1297
17 Tipperary 1285
18 Fermanagh 1233
19 Westmeath 1124
20 Louth 1116
21 Longford 1104
22 Sligo 1066
23 Clare 1022
24 Wexford 1016
25 Limerick 1016
26 (+1) Antrim 946
27 (-1) Offaly 934
28 Leitrim 881
29 Wicklow 811
30 (+1) Waterford 668
31 (-1) Carlow 656
32 London 529
33 New York 364
34 Kilkenny 147

We’ll be back later in the week to preview the final round of the National Football League group stages.

Hurling review: Tipp approach the top

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Kilkenny’s second successive narrow victory over Clare maintains their position at the top of the table, but the gap will almost certainly be surmounted if Tipperary continue their run of good form and end up claiming League honours.

The week’s biggest winners are Waterford, who were the only Division 1B side to make it out of the four quarter finals, disposing of a poor Galway side who slip down the rankings as a result. Waterford’s form will take the sternest test against Tipp next week – a game where, now that Waterford are so highly rated, a big win could make the Premier our new leaders.

Hurling rankings
(w/e March 29, 2015)
1 Kilkenny 2174
2 Tipperary 2133
3 Cork 2015
4 Dublin 1931
5 (+3) Waterford 1868
6 Limerick 1860
7 (-2) Galway 1858
8 (-1) Clare 1845
9 Wexford 1699
10 Offaly 1591
11 Laois 1474
12 Kerry 1404
13 Antrim 1362
14 Westmeath 1336
15 Kildare 1325
16 Carlow 1322
17 Down 1251
18 Meath 1242
19 Derry 1161
20 Wicklow 1075
21 London 1071
22 Armagh 958
23 Tyrone 956
24 (+1) Mayo 941
25 (-1) Roscommon 925
26 Donegal 855
27 FIngal 794
28 Monaghan 791
29 Louth 702
30 Longford 664
31 Fermanagh 577
32 Warwicks 543
33 Sligo 320
34 Leitrim 281
35 Lancashire 250

The finals of the four lower League divisions take place on Saturday – we’ll be back later in the week to preview them.

Football preview: Know When To Hold ‘Em

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With only two games left in the round-robin phase, it’s make-or-break time for those who want to start rising up the ranks – and those who want to avoid a slide into darker recesses. Nobody’s fate is yet assured, but plenty of sides could be able to read their futures after this weekend’s action. Continue reading Football preview: Know When To Hold ‘Em